Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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