You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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