I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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