Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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