now i know why i became what i already was.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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