I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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