Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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