do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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