Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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