butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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