Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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