Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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