Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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