i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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