Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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