The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I understand Curling. That high.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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