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I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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