Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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