he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just had sex on a roof
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