just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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