i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
