I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I'm really busy with my period
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