Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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