he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
where does the pee come out of this thing
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
