Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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