I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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