When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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