Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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