If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
