Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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