i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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