But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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