Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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