Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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