You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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