So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We need a shit load of segways right now
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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