i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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