walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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