soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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