this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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