Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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