This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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