i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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