everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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