SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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