I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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