Me. At least after what I've been through.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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