so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
True college students do jello shots in the library
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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