Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize
