YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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