Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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