I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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